Lost lessons on life. Reward offered. Please return.

Current mood: crazy


I have been feeling stressed lately. . . Insecure and overworked. Overstretched is more like it.

Maybe I should go back to my therapist.
Maybe I should go back on medication.
Maybe I should go on a major killing spree.
Maybe I should try to relax.
Maybe I should drop out of school.
Maybe I should move to L.A.
Maybe I should get divorced.
Maybe I should cut my hair.
Maybe I should pick up a drug habit.
Maybe I should go on an alcohol binge.
Maybe I should cry.
Or maybe, just maybe I should take a nap.

So… where exactly did I lose those lessons? Maybe they’re in my car.